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I
was speaking with Dan (aka JudokaGuy) on the phone the other
day, and we got to talking about our early experiences with
judo and how it impacted on our sex lives, and then I finally
got around to telling him the real reason I'd called, which
was that I hadn't had time to prepare a feature article
for MatBattle.
Great guy that he is, he told me it didn't matter - he understood
how busy I was - and then he stopped, and said how our conversation
had reminded him of a quiz he'd compiled a few months back...And
the rest, as they say, is history. Now - go take the test!
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Want
to Become a Honorary MatBattler? Answer 'Yes' or 'No' to the Following:
Q1.
Do you become sexually aroused by gis, especially the trousers,
especially when they’re baggy?
Q2.
Do you focus your attention mostly on groundwork i.e. holds and
strangles?
Q3.
Do
you regularly indulge in erotic fantasies rooted in judo/BJJ?
Q4.
Do you respond to judo and Brazilian jiu-jitsu media as if it
were gay pornography?
Q5.
Do you masturbate to videos of judo/BJJ whilst wearing your gi/gi
trousers?
Q6.
Do you enjoy simulating tate-shiho-gatame by mounting
pillows etc.?
Q7.
Do you feel it essential to have a boyfriend who shares your fetish?
Q8.
Do you actively take part in judo/BJJ classes?
Q9.
Do you view your local club as a dating pool?
Q10.
Do
you find grappling in shorts/Speedos/nude less exciting then when
wearing a gi or, at the very least, gi pants?
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How
to Interpret Your Score:
8-10
‘Yes’ Responses
Not
a day goes by without your thinking about judo and BJJ;
you own several gis, spend a lot of time surfing the net
for relevant images, and long for the day when your training
buddy pulls you close and whispers, ‘Hey, why don’t
you and I stay back after class for some extra practice
- without jackets’.
Congratulations: you’re an authentic judo/BJJ fetishist!
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5-7
‘Yes’ Responses: Judo
and BJJ are definitely turn-ons for you; you like the uniform
and the techniques, but don’t feel the need to get too hung
up on it - after all, they’re only sports...
1-4
‘Yes’ Responses
You’re
not really into judo and BJJ per se; you just like erotic wrestling
in general. The phrase ‘tate-shiho-gatame’ is unlikely
to mean anything to you.
0
‘Yes’ Responses
This score
confirms that you’re definitely not a fetishist; you may
not even be gay. What the hell are you doing taking a test like
this? Go on, get out of here!
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Links:
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