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If you've gotten to know me at all by now (and if you haven't - why the hell not; I'm right there in the About Us section), then you'll understand that BJJ is totally my bag. But I'm big into judo as well - hence this Top 20 countdown unlike anything else you've ever seen. What nobody says about judo, but everybody knows, is the gay thing, the - uh - erotic undercurrent. Without it, there'd be no MatBattle.com (scary thought!). But there's a humorous flipside to it as well, which is why I've compiled this happening list of stuff that'd make Kano himself spin in his grave. Enjoy!

The MatBattle.com Official Top 20 Reasons Why Judo is Better Than Sex:

1. You don't have to buy the other guy dinner as a prerequisite to making him your partner.

2. Similarly, no need to shower compliments on his new uniform before you lock horns.

3. You can play with the same dudes every day for a year and it's never the same twice.

4. In a judo match you only have to wait a few minutes before climaxing.

5. A judoka's primary goal is to stay erect for as long as he possibly can.

6. People cheer when you're on top.

7. In a good weekend of judo, you can hook up with six or seven different dudes one after another.

8. You get to nail your partner without all that time-consuming foreplay.

9. The other guy doesn't demand that you shave before getting horizontal.

10. Going down hard on each other in public is seen as a perfectly natural course of action for male judoka.

And Now for the Second Half: 11. Your partner has to pay attention to you right throughout the encounter, even if he's done scoring himself. 12. You have a coach to tell you when to enter, when to drive, and when to get up again. 13. You also have a referee who makes sure that the other guy is safe, thereby eliminating the need for you to take care of bodily protection in any way, shape or form.

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14. You can mount every hot judoka in class on the same night, front and back, without fear of reprisal.

15. In judo you have to practice all the positions, not just the one you like.

16. The other guy is strictly prohibited from stalling or - worse still - refusing to engage.

17. You can count on enjoying a satisfying judo session at least three times a week.

18. If you get scratched up in a judo match, you can still brag about it to your boyfriend.

19. You can practice it as much or as little as you want.

And the Number One Reason Why Judo is Better Than Sex is...

20. If you don't score in a judo match, the other guy doesn't ask you if you've had that problem often.

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